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officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

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#1 Sex Tip for Guys

roughsexmakesmewet:

Just because you masturbate in silence doesn’t mean you have to have sex in silence. Hearing a guy moan is the sexiest thing ever.



A few days after we first met you got drunk and said you could see yourself marrying me

A few nights ago you got drunk with some friends. We didn’t talk until noon the next day.
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We once spent an hour on the phone solely discussing different foods.

We talked on the phone last Thursday at 3 am. The call lasted one minute.
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You used to say “I love you” to the point where it annoyed me.

I’m wondering how honest you are on the occasions you do say it.


Then and Now (via attuition)


you + me + locked in a room for 24 hours = ?

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