usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.


I can’t believe that this post is still going around God bless the Internet

Is your older brother hot
Ancient proverb (via jandjob)

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done:

with your shit




scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

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urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like



iquoterelatable:

relatable gifs and quotes




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dream-big-till-the-end:

those were the days guys



vinebox:

Last day of school ima walk in like..


wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

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